Thursday, October 27, 2005

Important Driving Tip

When you are waiting to turn left at a 4-way stop, and the person across from you is also waiting to turn left, it's okay for both of you to execute the turns at the same time. In other words, you clueless idiot, if you sit there stupidly and wait for the other person to complete his turn first, I am fully justified in ramming you from behind.

Not that I would, but I've indulged the fantasy . . .


Blogger Brian Stayton said...

Gee, that wonderful, post-vacation high from the trip to the Third World lasted a long time, huh?

10/27/2005 7:17 AM  
Blogger reverse_vampyr said...

Situations like that are why I want Bond-style rocket launchers on my car.

10/28/2005 12:16 PM  
Anonymous sam said...

oh come on, how often in kansas city has anyone ever *actually* used their left-turn signal, and in how many cases did those people *actually* mean it?

maybe the coca withdrawl is hard, old man, but there's no reason to take it out on the people in the way of you driving to the 75th street brewery.

10/28/2005 1:30 PM  

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