Thursday, September 18, 2008

Spain? Is that where the Spics come from?

John McCain is acting like a very old, befuddled man.

Very old.

Very befuddled
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And he "never felt the particular need to e-mail", even though he invented the Blackberry.

Folks, we can't afford 4 more years of Bush's befuddlement or policies, and that's what McCain offers. Or maybe fewer, which is even more frightening.

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10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, so funny. Then Jeff said, "That's not funny." No, it's not. But it is. As everyone knows, my reproductive freedoms are no longer squashable, I have no children to feed into the maw of war, and I've already enjoyed the delights of international galivanting and have become quite the little homebody; so naturally it doesn't change my life one little bit whoever wins this election.

But no, it is not funny. Not funny at all. Just because these are not issues for me, doesn't mean they are not issues of enormous importance. No, this is not funny at all.

And I love the oblique references this morning. Bravo!

9/18/2008 11:10 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

For being a supposed "humorist" McCain has only had one line I've laughed at. (When he talked about congress' approval rating and said, "ten percent- that's family and friends." or something like that, anyways it was funny. I know because Neil Conan laughed.)

Also, as Bob Dole proves, humorist don't always make good presidents.

9/19/2008 12:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought Barry's comment about his 'Muslin religon' was even funnier...but thats just me.

Funny thing. When you go after tht opposition candidate it usually signals you cant make a valid point supporting your candidate.

9/19/2008 10:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's what I just read:
“McCain gets emotional at the mention of military families needing food stamps or veterans lacking health care. The outrage comes from inside: McCain’s severe war injuries prevent him from combing his hair, typing on a keyboard, or tying his shoes. Friends marvel at McCain’s encyclopedic knowledge of sports. He’s an avid fan - Ted Williams is his hero - but he can’t raise his arm above his shoulder to throw a baseball.”

9/19/2008 1:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's a bunch of crap, you know. He's physically capable of using a keyboard, but he's too lazy and arrogant to be bothered.

As for his getting emotional, that's his guilt coming through. He wants to keep our soldiers in Iraq for a hundred years. Shame on him.

9/19/2008 1:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Frankly, electing either McCain or Obama won't solve the mountain of problems we face as a nation because both sides of the congressional aisle are totally bought and paid for by the very people they're supposed to be keeping an eye on. P.S. I want a bail out too.

9/19/2008 3:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

turnabout is fair play.

http://www.atlah.org/broadcast/ndnr09-03-08.html

9/19/2008 3:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, has Obama visited that 57th state yet?

9/20/2008 3:13 AM  
Blogger Dan said...

Anonymous 2:23 -

I'm sincerely sorry if the title of the post was upsetting. I was trying to tie two of McCain's gaffes into one short title and be a bit of a wise-ass along the way. I'm sorry.

9/20/2008 10:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our secretary has great tits.

Would it be ethical for one of the single guys to screw her?

Just wondering.

9/20/2008 2:25 PM  

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