Thursday, April 15, 2004

Funniest Right-Winger of the Week #5

Let's go right to the top this time. OTB2 gets the nod, with his spectacularly rambling, inconsistent and dishonest performance at his own press conference.

Q: After 9/11, what would your biggest mistake be, would you say? And what lessons have you learned from it?

A. Hmmm. I wish you'd have given me this written question ahead of time so I could plan for it. I'm sure historians will look back and say, Gosh, he could have done it better this way or that way. You know, I just — I'm sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this press conference with all the pressure of trying to come up with an answer, but it hadn't yet.

I have occasional bad dreams where I have to take a final exam in a class I haven't attended. Dubya must have been having that same feeling.

200 days until regime change in Washington.


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