Funniest Right-Wingers of the Week, #4

A bunch of anti-gay crusaders trying to protect their schools from the homosexuals relied upon an old article from The Onion reporting on a homosexual recruiting drive in schools. Even funnier, they're trying to act like they were in on the joke, and mistakenly claim that the Onion is a "gay paper". It must be a frightening world when you are so colossally stupid that you fall for an item in paper with other headlines such as "Antique dealer sick of appraising smurf collections" and "Orgy a logistical nightmare".