Tuesday, February 20, 2007

What Are They Doing to America?

One of the main points we all need to understand about security is that the level of threat is proportional to the level of interest. If you drive a piece of crap car that leaks oil and has rust, don't bother to lock it, but if you're driving a Ferrari, don't park it in the open. Similarly, if you are a Rockefeller, hire a bodyguard, but you don't need one if you're working the day shift at Burger King. If you're storing gold bars, you might want to invest in a better alarm system than the average house.

Unless you're somebody way more important than most people I know, go ahead and assume that a box in your backyard is just a box, and not a terrorist threat.

Come on, America. Don't let the Republicans scare you so badly. Get a grip.

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4 Comments:

Anonymous travelingal said...

This is a news story? On the front page no less? The KC Star has sunk to a new low. The only people who should be scared are those to are throwing away their money subscribing to the Star.

2/21/2007 7:59 AM  
Blogger emawkc said...

"...if you are a Rockefeller, hire a bodyguard, but you don't need one if you're working the day shift at Burger King."

Wha? So all the dead black people in East KC are getting shot because they're filthy rich?

2/21/2007 9:32 AM  
Blogger emawkc said...

But I do agree with your point about the box. Just imagine, if the empty box had been found in Anna Nicole Smith's back yard, the media would have had a gigantic collective newsgasm.

Get your panties out of you ass-cracks, people.

2/21/2007 9:35 AM  
Blogger les said...

You moonbats continue to misunderestimate--there are bad people out there, AND THEY WANT TO KILL US! Please continue to report all threatening litter and guerrilla advertising to the appropriate authorities.

2/22/2007 11:19 AM  

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