Worth it?

A guy comes to Kansas City for a Chiefs game with a couple buddies, and gets "lucky" at a Quik Trip. The woman invites him back to her place and hops in the shower with him. When he steps out of the shower, though, the woman and her friend are gone, along with his wallet, cash, credit cards, cell phone, his and his buddies' Chiefs tickets, and his car.

My brother's understanding of the male psyche led him to conclude that the "victim" probably told his buddies: "You know, today I lost my car, my wallet, my cell phone, my Chiefs' tickets, but all things considered it was a very good day."