No Reward - Lucky for Bush

For the last three and a half years, Osama bin Laden has been able to avoid capture or betrayal, despite a reward that has ranged from a few million dollars to around $50,000,000. Those near to him have eschewed an unimaginable amount of money in a third world country.

Can you imagine if a similar bounty were available for the capture of Bush? Can you imagine how quickly he would be sold out by the amoral crew of money-hungry scumbags he has surrounding him? The only question is, who would cash in first? Dick "War is good for Halliburton" Cheney? Donald "Me First" Rumsfeld?

Of course, the correct answer is Karl "Treason for a Reason" Rove. That treacherous weasel would sell his grandmother if he thought it would help him.