Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Why Did the Cleaning Lady Take it, though?

Kate Beckinsale gave her daughter's pet rabbit to the cleaning lady. Why?
"I don't think he liked being in a cage and wouldn't stop masturbating and humping his food bowl. I was sick of inventing different explanations of what that was.

"Also, he was boring and, other than masturbate, he didn't do anything."
Perhaps she cooks as well as cleans . . .


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