Pissing Osama Off Every Friday Morning

I never realized it, but Slate reports that my participation in Rotary International is a particular irritant to Osama bin Laden and other Islamic fundamentalists. If anyone wants to learn more about this threat to Islamic fundamentalism, and perhaps even join my in my courageous stand against bin Laden (now that Bush has apparently surrendered), drop me an email and I'll be happy to tell you more about Rotary.