Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Missouri Lawyer's Memory So Bad He Can't Remember When Christmas Occurs

Dee Wampler, a lawyer in Springfield, Missouri, is raising a stink about the fact that the school board down there is calling the break from 12/25 until 1/5 "Winter Vacation", instead of "Christmas Vacation". I don't consider myself a very good person with dates (Mom, your birthday card is coming in February, I promise!), but even I'm able to remember the date of Christmas.

Maybe if he took the time to note the date on his calendar, rather than faxing publicity-begging, self-righteous letters to the newspaper, Dee would be able to remember His birthday.

Note, though, that if you're hiring a lawyer in Springfield, you should be careful to get one who can remember deadlines and trial dates without a school calendar . . .

2 Comments:

Blogger Happy In Bag said...

Pandering always wins me over.

2/22/2006 6:28 PM  
Anonymous Gay said...

Wampler is a joke. He once referred to himself as "God's tool in the Ozarks."

Granny Geek in Springfield

3/12/2006 1:26 PM  

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